(Upcoming 2020 Blog Posts)

Ahoy there!

Below is a small list of upcoming blog posts that I will get around to publishing sometime soon. I am not a very motivated writer and making spelling, grammar, and syntax mistakes on a regular basis can get a little exhausting. Please do be patient and I will get around to it—eventually. In the meantime, here’s a first look (in no particular order)!

Disownment On Being Nice “Lame Jobs” I Was A Five Year-Old Pimp Crab Heaven We Need To Talk About Shrek My Dirty Secret, Chiitan The Clown Chronicles OKA The Pink Dress & Why I Hate Clowns French Promises The Werewolf of Casasano My Brother’s (Umbilical Cord) Keeper $1.99 The Date(mare) The Lost Wallet The CCL: Crazy Cat Lazy – Part I The CCL: Roadside Cat – Part II Puppy Adventures El Alacran Perfect Movie Experience The Ethnography OKA Why I Technically Didn’t Graduate High School My High School Experience Acne – Part I The Crayola Scar Horrors ft. Spongebob Squarepants

I am aware that this is a shameless attempt to have activity on this blog without actually writing anything worth reading. If you’ve made it this far, thank you and Godspeed. I will see you in the next one.